TV Rant

Walking Dead:  I don’t like this show anymore.  I basically want everyone to die.  But I’m in the minority, people love the shit out of zombies.  I’d put this in the same category as Hell on Wheels; you have to be a huge fan of the genre to like it.  I’m officially done watching it.  They shouldn’t have let Frank Darabont walk.

Hell on Wheels: Yawn.  Can’t really backtrack like this post Deadwood.  Standards have risen for westerns.

Boardwalk Empire:  This show is turning into Road to Perdition the series.  And I’m just fine with that.

Homeland:  Over, the fuck, rated.  That said, Claire Danes is something special.  But, and I’m starting to think it’s a Showtime centric systemic issue, familiar (for the network) laziness is beginning to crop up in the writing.  In the first season the laziness was in Brody’s motivation to become a terrorist.  Now, its a lack of imagination on how to use a sleeper agent congressmen.  The retard terrorists in this show deserve to lose.

Nashville:  …Ok fine I admit to being intrigued.  I’m 2 episodes in.  What started as research for proper insults ended in doubt.  Is it a good show?  Maybe.  It could possibly be Pure Country meets Dallas which might be decent.  All I can say is I’m watching the next one.

Community:  It doesn’t make me laugh.  Comedy fail.

The Office:  Still kicking.  After a weak post-Carrel season, they’ve got me back interested in what’s going down.

Parks and Rec: Best live action comedy on TV.  Love the Swanson and the April.

30 Rock:  Meh.

Elementary:  I haven’t seen this but it looks balls stupid.

Other CBS shows: Don’t watch em.

Modern Family: HIGHLY, HIGHLY, HIGHLY, over rated.  Honeymooners and Lucy plots cut and spliced.  Should be utter crap but skill and charm of the cast carry the show.  But it certainly shouldn’t be winning any fucking awards for anything.  Well maybe tit to waist ratio…

Reality TV: Stop watching this shit people.  It lowers all of us.

Revolution: Haven’t watched it.  Maybe somebody out there can fill in what I perceived as a plot hole.  There’s no electricity, check.  Why does that mean everyone’s using swords to kill each other?  Guns don’t need electricity.  Anyone?

Copper:  Sorry, looks stupid.  You watch it, I have shit to do.

Sherlock:  The explanation of the fake suicide better be fucking genius.

Dexter:  Don’t really watch it.  I’ll probably give in to peer pressure one of these days; but I had to be forced at gunpoint to watch Homeland.  I just don’t trust Showtime as a network.  They’re lazy and they think I’m a moron, which hurts my feelings.

Cartoon Network:  I doubt I’ll check in here until my beloved Venture Bros returns.  I’m still butthurt they canceled Symbionic Titan.

 

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