Monthly Archives: December 2012

Everyone saw Lord of the Rings.  Yes, even you, you poser.  As such, nobody needs any explanation about who Bilbo is or who Gandalf is or any other horseshit like that.  This column assumes a working knowledge of the best … Continue reading →

When I bought my ticket for this film, the nice (though, it turns out, stupid) lady at the box office tried to talk me out of it.  In fact most people I know, except for one heavily medicated individual, were … Continue reading →