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Monthly Archives: May 2012
Battleship
There’s no way in hell I’d actually sit down and watch this movie just to confirm its shittyness. That’s right, I’m prejudging it. I’m racist against Battleship. If I had time and Battleship had a lawn, I’d burn a cross … Continue reading
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The Dictator
Overall impression: Stupid. I’ve generally liked Sasha Cohen’s films. I thought Borat was inspired. Or at least funny as shit. But what should have been a tip off for me on this movie was his turn in Taladega Nights. He … Continue reading
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Dark Shadows
Let’s get the obvious out of the way: unless your standards are very low, you will be underwhelmed by this movie. First, I think this film is further evidence that Tim Burton is gigantically overrated. What’s his best film, Edward … Continue reading
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The Avengers
I’ve got to hand it to Marvel Studios, they make better comic book popcorn than anyone. Warner Brothers has had complete access to the DC pantheon for years and they can seemingly only find gold with Batman(and even then they’re … Continue reading
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