Monthly Archives: March 2012

Ok, here it comes… The Hunger Games is a stupid movie. There I said it. This isn’t to necessarily take a crap on Susanne Collins’s novel.  I kind of like the combination of Shirley Jackson’s classic The Lottery with a … Continue reading →

Channing Tatum is a talented mother fucker.  Yeah, I said it.  The former stripper (stage name Chan Crawford) has some chops.  He was easily convincing as a military/intelligence contractor/thug in Haywire, he’s apparently proven he can dance other than exotically … Continue reading →

I’ve always wanted to see Princess of Mars made into a movie.  But Disney got ahold of the rights.  Damnit. First, let me say what’s good about the film.  The cast is awesome.  Everyone is perfectly cast, and if a … Continue reading →

Most people don’t really remember how big a phenomenon The Blair Witch Project was.  I say “don’t remember” but I really mean actively suppress.  This is because a disturbingly large number of you idiots thought the footage was real.  I … Continue reading →

If you’ve ever wanted to sit and contemplate Michael Fassbender’s cock for about 5 minutes, this is your movie. Shame (by director Steve McQueen) reunites Fassbender’s cock with his director from Hunger and co stars the dude who somehow made … Continue reading →