There’s no way in hell I’d actually sit down and watch this movie just to confirm its shittyness.
That’s right, I’m prejudging it. I’m racist against Battleship.
If I had time and Battleship had a lawn, I’d burn a cross on it.
And how dare you expect me to subject myself to crap like Battleship just because you lack the common sense to avoid it on your own? Just who the hell do you think you are?
Sorry, blacked out there for a sec… I’m not going to watch this movie and neither should you.