Category Archives: Review

Snowpiercer

At a certain point in the very near future we’ll try to solve global warming and overdo it.  Not Highlander 2 over do it, more north of the wall over do it.  2nd ice age and all that.  A trillionare … Continue reading

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The Equalizer

I never watched the TV show this movie is based on.  The way I understand it was that the character is kind of a one man A-team.  In that he’s living under an assumed name, was a covert something or … Continue reading

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Brazil: 1985

By the way, Carl, the movie was made in ’85 it’s not part of the title. Anyhoo, I was put on to this film by a young lady with Mike Tyson’s taste in tattoos.  However, she seems to know good … Continue reading

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The Lego Movie

If you’d told me last year that I’d enjoy a movie about legos as much as a movie about giant robots fighting giant monsters, I would have shaved your head and locked you in my trunk for punishment.  I mean … Continue reading

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The Wolf of Wall St

I’m not completely sure this movie was good.  I think it was, but I’m still not sure.  However I do know one thing:  It was in-FUCKING-sane. This movie was a true story.  Jordan Belfort is a real person.  Stratton Oakmont … Continue reading

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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

I was like: Oh sweet fuck, they’re rebooting Tom Clancy for the 85th time. Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, and now Chris Pine. I was fully prepared to skip this one as it wasn’t even made from a Clancy … Continue reading

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47 Ronin

I’m pretty sure this film was a terrorist attack on Japan. The revenge of the 47 ronin (actual event) took place in Japan at the start of the 18th century. It is a true story.        Basically a group … Continue reading

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American Hustle

David O Russel is putting together a fairly admirable track record.  Especially in the last few years.  We’ve had The Fighter, Silver Linings Playbook, and now this fine piece of Amy Adams Sideboob. Her little (although it’s not like I … Continue reading

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We’re the Millers

1st, let me give a shout out to Jason Sudeikis for repping an Arthur Bryant’s tee.  What a badass. He plays a successful, white collar (customers) weed dealer.  He gets robbed in the aftermath of helping out a weird kid … Continue reading

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Ender’s Game

I love this book.  Say what you want about Orson Scott Card and his political/religious stances, Ender’s Game is a solid book.  Everything else I’ve read of his was a waste of my time but not that book. I do … Continue reading

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