Monthly Archives: June 2011

The Hangover Part 2 (spoiler alert)

This movie was the exact same as the first one except you know what’s going to happen so it sucks. Also the funny parts were removed so it sucks. Also, there’s 80% more Asian cock, take that for what you … Continue reading

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The Coveted Iron Ox of 2010

And now to close out talking about last year (unless I feel like it again) with what was easily the best film of 2010, Winter’s Bone.  In case you don’t know by now, and you may not since you’re stupid; … Continue reading

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Black Swan, mostly

To start, it’s official.  Darren Arronofsky is a genius.  He’s made great movies before.  Requiem for a Dream was freakishly good and The Wrestler was simply amazing.  You might think I’m biased or predisposed to like an Arronofsky offering.  You … Continue reading

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The King’s Speech

A person who considers himself civilized ought to be able to admit when they are wrong.  When it comes to reacting to a piece of art (often a strong word in cinema but applicable just the same) it’s difficult to … Continue reading

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