{"id":400,"date":"2012-10-22T18:41:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T18:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieox.com\/?p=400"},"modified":"2012-10-22T18:45:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T18:45:29","slug":"tv-rant-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/?p=400","title":{"rendered":"TV Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"

Walking Dead<\/strong>:\u00a0 I don’t like this show anymore.\u00a0 I basically want everyone to die.\u00a0 But I’m in the minority, people love the shit out of zombies.\u00a0 I’d put this in the same category as Hell on Wheels; you have to be a huge fan of the genre to like it.\u00a0 I’m officially done watching it.\u00a0 They shouldn’t have let Frank Darabont walk.<\/p>\n

Hell on Wheels<\/strong>: Yawn.\u00a0 Can’t really backtrack like this post Deadwood<\/em>.\u00a0 Standards have risen for westerns.<\/p>\n

Boardwalk Empire<\/strong>:\u00a0 This show is turning into Road to Perdition<\/em> the series.\u00a0 And I’m just fine with that.<\/p>\n

Homeland<\/strong>:\u00a0 Over, the fuck, rated.\u00a0 That said, Claire Danes is something special.\u00a0 But, and I’m starting to think it’s a Showtime centric systemic issue, familiar (for the network) laziness is beginning to crop up in the writing.\u00a0 In the first season the laziness was in Brody’s motivation to become a terrorist.\u00a0 Now, its a lack of imagination on how to use a sleeper agent congressmen.\u00a0 The retard terrorists in this show deserve to lose.<\/p>\n

Nashville<\/strong>:\u00a0 …Ok fine I admit to being intrigued.\u00a0 I’m 2 episodes in.\u00a0 What started as research for proper insults ended in doubt.\u00a0 Is it a good show?\u00a0 Maybe.\u00a0 It could possibly be Pure Country<\/em> meets Dallas<\/em> which might be decent.\u00a0 All I can say is I’m watching the next one.<\/p>\n

Community<\/strong>:\u00a0 It doesn’t make me laugh.\u00a0 Comedy fail.<\/p>\n

The Office<\/strong>:\u00a0 Still kicking.\u00a0 After a weak post-Carrel season, they’ve got me back interested in what’s going down.<\/p>\n

Parks and Rec<\/strong>: Best live action comedy on TV.\u00a0 Love the Swanson and the April.<\/p>\n

30 Rock<\/strong>:\u00a0 Meh.<\/p>\n

Elementary<\/strong>:\u00a0 I haven’t seen this but it looks balls stupid.<\/p>\n

Other CBS shows<\/strong>: Don’t watch em.<\/p>\n

Modern Family<\/strong>: HIGHLY, HIGHLY, HIGHLY, over rated.\u00a0 Honeymooners and Lucy plots cut and spliced.\u00a0 Should be utter crap but skill and charm of the cast carry the show.\u00a0 But it certainly shouldn’t be winning any fucking awards for anything.\u00a0 Well maybe tit to waist ratio…<\/p>\n

Reality TV:<\/strong> Stop watching this shit people.\u00a0 It lowers all of us.<\/p>\n

Revolution<\/strong>: Haven’t watched it.\u00a0 Maybe somebody out there can fill in what I perceived as a plot hole.\u00a0 There’s no electricity, check.\u00a0 Why does that mean everyone’s using swords to kill each other?\u00a0 Guns don’t need electricity.\u00a0 Anyone?<\/p>\n

Copper<\/strong>:\u00a0 Sorry, looks stupid.\u00a0 You watch it, I have shit to do.<\/p>\n

Sherlock<\/strong>:\u00a0 The explanation of the fake suicide better be fucking genius.<\/p>\n

Dexter<\/strong>:\u00a0 Don’t really watch it.\u00a0 I’ll probably give in to peer pressure one of these days; but I had to be forced at gunpoint to watch Homeland<\/em>.\u00a0 I just don’t trust Showtime as a network.\u00a0 They’re lazy and they think I’m a moron, which hurts my feelings.<\/p>\n

Cartoon Network<\/strong>:\u00a0 I doubt I’ll check in here until my beloved Venture Bros<\/em> returns.\u00a0 I’m still butthurt they canceled Symbionic Titan<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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