{"id":341,"date":"2012-07-02T17:40:26","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T17:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movieox.com\/?p=341"},"modified":"2012-07-02T23:15:46","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T23:15:46","slug":"ted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"Ted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times maintains there&#8217;s only one joke in <em>Ted<\/em>.\u00a0 That may be, I suppose the film is a long rif on a stuffed bear with an adult personality.\u00a0 But at the end of the movie you still aren&#8217;t sick of the joke.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ted<\/em>&#8216;s pretty fucking funny.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to waste much time explaining the movie or why its good.\u00a0 A boy wishes upon a star for his bear to come to life so he&#8217;ll have a friend.\u00a0 And so it does.\u00a0 Years later when the boy is a 35 year old south Boston asshat, so is the bear.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s plot.<\/p>\n<p>But the asshats will make you laugh so hard you risk injury.<\/p>\n<p><em>Family Guy<\/em> fans will appreciate the Seth McFarlane&#8217;s style from back when it was a funny show.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ted&#8217;s<\/em> funny, filthy, you&#8217;ll laugh a lot, go see it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times maintains there&#8217;s only one joke in Ted.\u00a0 That may be, I suppose the film is a long rif on a stuffed bear with an adult personality.\u00a0 But at the end of the movie you still aren&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/movieox.com\/?p=341\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":351,"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions\/351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/movieox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}