ROBOT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n
Ok, so I\u2019m an easy target for this film.\u00a0 I love a good robot fight.\u00a0 Based on that criterion alone, this film is a success.\u00a0 It has all the ROBOT FIGHT I need.<\/p>\n
All right, that\u2019s why I like it.\u00a0 Why will you:<\/p>\n
If you hated Rocky IV you may want to skip this film.\u00a0 Its that type of movie.\u00a0 You know where it’s going the whole time; the way there is just fun.\u00a0 If I had to describe this film without using the words ROBOT FIGHT I\u2019d say its Over the Top<\/em> meets Rocky IV<\/em> without ever having to listen to Sly talk (I love you Sly but still).<\/p>\n Also the near future world is surprisingly well thought out.\u00a0 What\u2019s among the first 10 things rednecks would do if there were affordable large fighting robots?\u00a0 Robot vs. Bull!\u00a0 Clearly beating on farm animals is the bottom of the fight game, but you can\u2019t tell me it wouldn\u2019t happen.<\/p>\n And bucking the trend in this type of family film; the kid isn\u2019t even that annoying.\u00a0 It\u2019s hard to be annoyed by him since Hugh Jackman quasi tortures him for the first part of the movie.\u00a0 But he does a good job not being an annoying pussy (like Rocky\u2019s kid in Over the Top<\/em>).<\/p>\n Hot women?\u00a0 Check.\u00a0 They keep their clothes on for the most part but there\u2019s a hot bad one and a hot good one so most bases are covered.<\/p>\n Topless Wolverine?\u00a0 Yes ladies, yes.<\/p>\n And\u2026\u00a0 ROBOT FIGHT!!!!!!!<\/p>\n It\u2019s literally like someone watched the robot fighting league from Futuram<\/em>a and decided to make a serious version of it.<\/p>\n Very worth seeing in the theater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ROBOT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so I\u2019m an easy target for this film.\u00a0 I love a good robot fight.\u00a0 Based on that criterion alone, this film is a success.\u00a0 It has all the ROBOT FIGHT I need. All right, that\u2019s why I … Continue reading